Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)
Rating: T
Pairing: Raph/Mona
Words: 770
Summary: Meanwhile, in Space, the second Raphael has a strange encounter.
Raphael had never been more wrong in his life.
The red turtle had gone to space fully prepared for things to get even weirder than they were on Earth – and seeing how his last adventure back home had involved meeting his time travel double, that was saying something. Between his everyday life and several begrudged Space Heroes marathons, he was certain he was ready for any sort of strange alien creatures, planets, and adventures they might face.
He was so sure that there was nothing left in the Universe that could catch him off-guard, but nothing could have prepared him for when, a few days into their journey, a giant newt girl spotted him from across a crowded space port, marched over to him, grabbed him with her tail and unabashedly kissed him while his brothers watched, dumbfounded.
Through a haze